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I Can't Go On I'll Go On
my neverending search for cheap and easy cures
Created on 2005-02-10 12:22:06 (#6082396), last updated 2009-04-10
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| Name: | azelvan |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 1968-04-12 |
| Location: | Columbus, Ohio, United States |
| Website: | http://www.madlab.net |
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jazel1@hotmail.comI started going bald in college. I shaved my head for a part in "Waiting for Godot" my freshman year, and it just never grew back correctly, I guess.
People apologize to me when they make bald jokes.
People have made bald jokes about me.
People have given me advice on "hair restoration"
I have honestly never understood what the big deal was.
But I would love to get a really, really bad toupee some day.
People apologize to me when they make bald jokes.
People have made bald jokes about me.
People have given me advice on "hair restoration"
I have honestly never understood what the big deal was.
But I would love to get a really, really bad toupee some day.
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